Monday, July 14, 2008

Breakin Up is Hard To Do

That's right. It's not easy to break up with your man. It's so hard, in fact, I didn't actually do it. I'm weak. Also, I cried a lot...not at first...but later after he kinda started to cry...OH MY GOSH! It was awful.

I just know that if that's any indication of what it my be like to break up with My Man Out of Jail, I'll never be strong enough to do it. NEVER! I can't even begin to describe the horror of it all.

Soooooo - we're still together. And I'm not mad at him anymore. Everything else is just too gushy for me to repeat.

But, don't fret! The next time he does something to make me mad, you'll be the first to know.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Back To Square One

As much as I hate to admit it, My Man Out of Jail is on his way out of my good graces. Things have been pretty rocky between us as of late, and while he claims he doesn't want to break up, he not doing much to back up that claim.

Take last night for instance. He felt, without much reason, that I was ignoring him. I'm not really sure why, but he felt that way. So, he sent me a text message that said, "Fine then. I'll just ignore you. Maybe for 2 minutes, maybe for 2 days." And he did ignore me for an entire night. He said he did it just to make me mad. Isn't he sounding like a real winner?! I left a voice message that said, among other things, that when something's wrong, he needs to use his big boy words and try to communicate with me instead of acting like a preschooler. Needless to say, that didn't go over to well. Buuuut, he had it coming.

And this isn't the first time he's pulled an incredibly immature stunt like this, this just happens to be the straw...the proverbial final straw. Because a girl can only take so much.

Now, most of the time, My Man Out of Jail is a fantastic boyfriend, but lately, these little "issues" keep popping up and I can only be expected to endure a finite amount of bullsh!t before I go absolutely out of my mind.

It really is too bad, isn't it? I mean, I just think that it's a really good thing that I'm so in love with myself, or who knows how long I might put up with his crap. I think too highly of myself to allow myself to be inconveninced for this long. Yes, yes, I know it sounds harsh. But seriously!! What am I left to do? If a man can't shape up, I can't spend the rest of my life trying to motivate him to be as wonderfully centered and reasonable as I am. (Stop laughing. I really can be quite reasonable when I put my mind to it.)

*sigh*

Now, I haven't actually broken up with him as yet. We're kind of not in full communication right now. I'm sort of hoping it'll just fizzle out...although it's hard to fizzle out a year-long relationship...but no matter!! I'll find a way to fix this! As things stand, though, he's really gonna have to bust his ass to win back all of this mad spinster's good lovin'.

Tragic, isn't it? Another one bites the dust.