The Most Tragic Story You've Ever Heard

I have been working like a dog - that is if a dog got paid to sit and read a book all day. I've been on summer vacation now for a week, and I've hardly even gotten to sleep late!! It's sad, isn't it? I know that you really, really pity me and you should. I can't even remember when Judge Judy comes on. Depressing.

You see, I'm working so hard to pay off my debt, I've hardly time to do anything else. And whilst my summer lifeguarding job includes a lot of sitting, working on my tan, wearing next to nothing all day, and occasionally reading a book, I still have to go. That's the sad part. Maybe I'll feel differently when I get my first paycheck, but probably not.

So, just remember, while your working at your office desk in the air conditioning, I'm probably sitting out in the sun, by the pool, in my bathing suit, quite possibly reading a book...oh...and getting paid to do it.

Don't be ashamed to drop a tear.

The End of the School Year and Possibly the End of My Life

Well, I made it through another school year. However, unlike last year, I'm still working. *sigh* You heard right. No People's Court for me. I have to pay off the unreasonable amount of debt I've racked up by being a mad spinster. Who knew it was so expensive to be both a spinster and mad?!! Someone should have told me before I signed up for mad spinsterism.

Now on to somethings I'd like to complain about:

1. If one more person tells me that I think too much, I'm going stab them in the eye with a ball point pen. Did Aristotle think too much?!! What about Einstein?!! That's what I thought. Keep your mouth shut, flunkie.

2. I have a boyfriend now and while most of the time it's pretty great, sometimes it really sucks. Today just happens to be one of those days. *sigh* I mean, I hate to be that girl...you know...the one who's always like, "You don't DESERVE me!!! With everything I've DONE for you, and this is the THANKS I get!! Screw YOU! [Dramatic exit]" because nobody likes that girl. But, sometimes....

3. My dog's breath stinks like something crawled up inside of it and died. I really wish he could brush his own teeth.

4. I have a bunch of laundry that needs to be folded and put up. Any volunteers?? Be by my house around 2pm tomorrow. I'll leave a key under the mat. Thanks!!!

And that's it. For now. That is, if anyone is even still reading this blog, which they probably aren't and that's ok, because it's been in a coma for 4 months. But, I'll read it. And anyway, I'm my biggest fan.