Please don't misunderstand me! I don't want my man to go back to jail. I don't. It's just that, well, when he was in jail, there wasn't much time to be irritated with each other.
Here's the thing: generally speaking, my man is fantastic. He's sensitive, beautiful, strong, can pick me up without grunting, he likes my dog, etc., etc. But it doesn't matter how wonderful your man is, he's a man. And as long as he's a man, he will do things that are inexplicable and irritating. That's what men do. Which brings me to my point: there are certain advantages to your man being in jail.
Firstly, you always know where your man is. This is a HUGE advantage. Because, once your man is out of jail, you have to wonder where he is and what he is doing. And while you may not spend a lot of time wondering where he is and what he is doing when he is out of jail, when he's in jail, you spend NO time wondering. It's kind of nice.
Secondly, he never loves you as much as when he's in jail. Whilst your man is in jail, he is emotional. Jail is difficult (so I've been told). And any little thing you do for him is greatly appreciated. I like being appreciated. I especially like being greatly appreciated.
Thridly, you don't have to invest a lot of time. The most time you could possibly spend on your man when he's in jail is one 15 minute phone call per day and three 30 minute visitations per week. That's it!!! The rest of the time you can spend on yourself!!
Now I realize that I'm sounding a bit selfish, but isn't that what every girl wants??? A man who adores her, but who takes up relatively little of her time???? Isn't it??
Well, that's all over now. Please, please don't get me wrong. I like being able to actually touch my man, instead of having to look at him through glass. I like that he can buy me dinner and go to the movies with me. All of that is great!! But there is a certain amount of security that goes with having your man behind bars, and for me, that's gone now. However, dear reader, it's not over for you!!
Go find yourself a man (or woman) in jail!!! And then, tell me about it, so I can live vicariously through you!! Thanks in advance!
-Queen
11 comments:
That makes perfect sense.
So...he's not so much a MAN as he is a PET. A pet that LOOKS like a man. Like those big dogs people keep locked up in cages for 9 hours a day and let out only to eat and go to the bathroom.
You may be onto something. Or, now that he's out of the slammer, something may be onto you? Either way, I say, patent it!
My man has recently been locked up, and I have to say that your blog read very true to me....
however, there are some definite down sides. Sex, kissing, physical touch of anykind is gone.
i miss spening lost of time with my man, but I guess I'm going to have to learn to deal with myself now. good luck with you and yours.
well im just adding my little blog well i live in toronto can and my man is ln jail and has been or two years now. and he still got a nether 2 to go but im not sure whats been going on recenley hes in jail montreal ya thats a stretch fromm visit to visit its been crazy in the besgening he was so greatfull to have a strong ind women there out there waiting for him now its like he s really slippin up phone calls are less things are alot diff now im having to wait on him to call me this is what i want to know im genuwineley waiting this out ive been faithfull i cant hop and go there its four hrs away but i try to go atleat ince a month i havent been their in 7 mnths things are feeling distent more and more everyday im really confused and dont know weather he sees im here or what it is but things really are not the same i love him with all my hart and ive put so much into this emotionaley phyciley everyway posiibley i can say screw it but inside i know its rite you know when it feels rite but i dont know really what the hell to do like christmas pass he called me two days before? what happen christmas day i dont know mabey someone can make sence out of this because im gonna go crazy tryin to lol thanx
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