Tuesday I woke up and thought I was having a severe allergy attack. 12 hours later I was pretty sure that I was almost dead. My fever was rising by the minute, my body ached, I didn't even want to eat! I woke up the day next and felt even worse. It was horrible. I managed to find the strength to drive to my internist's office. He told me I had bronchitis.
"Bronchitis?! How did I get bronchitis?!"
"It's just an infection of the blah blah blah."
"But, only white trash get bronchitis!!"
"Have you looked in the mirror lately?"
"Touche, Doctor. Touche."
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