The Truth

My BFF told me that my posts were markedly shorter than usual. This is probably because not a lot is going on...at least of interest. I've been watching a lot of TV and spending much time with my dog. And the truth is that I'm a little bit ashamed of the lack of drama in my life. I feel like my isn't interesting at all! I feel like I'm letting everyone I know and love down by not having continuous grand misadventures. And honestly, I almost don't know how to function without them!

Isn't life so much more fun when you're doing something just a little bit foolish??? Isn't it??

Also, because of my lack of misadventure, I'm starting to get a little bored. And when I get bored, foolishness is usually not far behind. I just pray that I'll have some good ideas for a clever misadventure before I die of boredom!

And because I'm dating SOAPM "exclusively" that leaves the make-out bandit locked up and really puts a limit on what I usually do when I'm bored. I guess I could break it off with SOAPM. (I might be a little sad about that after a week or so...since you know...he does bring me flowers sometimes.) I could drink myself into oblivion or go swimming in the hot tub with nothing on.

I could rekindle my love affair with T.O. I heard he fired his publicist.

Or I could start committing small misdemeanors! Even better! I'll be a petty theif! Yes!! That's it! I'll begin a life of crime! I can be like Moll Flanders!!! But without all the kids and the whoring. I'll learn how to steal watches and wallets. Wait!!! Even better!! A JEWEL THIEF!!! Or a cat burglar!!! I could wear my old ballet leotard! And slippers! I'd be the best jewel thief/cat burglar evar!!!

Okay, guys. I've got to get going! I've got a LOT of work to do. Becoming a jewel thief/ cat burglar is gonna take time and effort. And possibly a new outfit or two. Or five.