First of all, let me apologize for linking you to the wrong post yesterday. Sorry if there was any confusion, but now you know how I feel most of the time. I'll link you correctly this time. Promise.
So, anywho, I couldn't help myself. I emailed the freakazoid. You read his email in the last post. I know, I know. What's my problem, right? I'm always lookin' to start a little trouble - and I might have also felt just a little sorry for him. (If you need to reference his first email, check yesterday's post) So, here's what I said:
"Well, it depends on what you want me to be interested in. Of course I'd love to hang out and have fun and all that jazz, but I'm not really looking for anything serious right now. I hope you understand. If that's not really your style, then cool. But, if you think you can swing it, then of> course we can hang out!! You're an interesting guy, fo' so'!
Queen, III"
And then he wrote, and I swear I'm not making this up - I swear:
"Well I totally understand not wanting to beserious. I'm the same way. But I do think you're anice girl and a super hottie and if we got a littlekissy huggie I wouldn't read too much into it. Don'tworry I'm a big boy. But I am wondering if you thinkI'm nutty as a fruitcake because of all the crazystuff I said to you while we were making out at myapartment. That was all in good fun though I like tosay crazy stuff. What have you been up to? I've been rockin androllin. Got a new drummer (much better than the guyyou saw at the rehearsal) named Craig who's a supercool guy plus his girlfriend's super cool. We couldhang out with them sometime. also been playing golfand poker. I have to brag that I've been to the casinoin Oklahoma 3 times in the last couple of weeks and mywinnings are about $800!!! So I'm a pro poker playerfor the time being. Well hope to hear from you soon."
He's the lead singer of a mediocre band, thus the references to "rockin and rollin" and the drummer. And just in case you forgot about the "nutty" things he said to me, go here.
You won't believe your eyes, and you'll be asking yourself: what the hell is wrong with queeniii?
I wish I had an answer for you.
7 comments:
Queen III, I don't even have to click on the link, because I know exactly which crazy this guy is. That post left an impression.
Queen III, I gotta tell ya sister to sister...he sounds like a bit of a crazy.
I know, right?! But, I have a compulsion to always email people back. I guess maybe I kinda feel sorry for him because he's such a social retard and there was a time in my life where I WAS a bit of the social retard. And I don't want to be the bad guy...
I'm hoping that he won't ever get up the nerve to call...maybe it's a bit unlikely...but stranger things HAVE happened...
I think you just want to see what other "totally unacceptable things to say on a date" he can come up with. Right?
Xannas, I think that you're exactly right!!! Because I need something to blog about now that my life is completely and totally boring!!!
Q, didn't you promise me in that last post that you learned your lesson? What the crap???!?!?!
But, Cach!!! He's such a loser and I felt so sorry for him!!!! And I think I promised to never go out with him again...I make any promise about email!
...never MADE a promise...he he
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