Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Good News, Everybody! I Have a Boyfriend!
I got a phone call from Doc's Bail Bonds today. Doc told me that my boyfriend had given them his girlfriend's phone number because she has a job. And apparently, I was the girlfriend, because Doc was calling me. Now, I was not aware that I had a boyfriend. However, the good news is that he's in jail, so he can't cheat on me!!! At least not with another girl. Isn't it fabulous, guys?! Aren't you so, so proud? I think I'll tattoo his name on my neck.
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It does take a lot of the guesswork out of relationships though. Maybe more bondsmen should take up second jobs as yentas.
And to think...you did no work, and lo and behold. A man. And apparently a man with standards.
I know! It's great isn't it?? At least I'll always know where he is!
What did he do?
That's jail-talk for, what crime did he commit?
He holds the key to your heart. You hold the key to his cell. That's REAL love.
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