How come no one's reading my blog? I'm really hungry. I wonder why no one is calling me...I mean, I don't really want to talk to anyone anyway, but I do want to feel popular.
Friday night TV sucks anus. I think I'm just gonna go to bed. I have a bunch of papers to grade. I promise I will do it tomorrow. Promise. I'll totally do it. No, I won't. I can't believe I'm an adultress. Dammit, dammit, dammit. I'm so hott, finding someone equally hott and unmarried shouldn't be this hard. But, if I had a boyfriend, I couldn't lie around and watch TV all night, I'd have to worry about him (or her, if I decide to become a lesbian), what he wants, if I'm giving him enough affection, or too much affection, if he thinks I'm a slob because I leave my clean laundry in the armchair, or because I haven't cleaned my bathtub in a week and a half. And OMG, remember how miserable you were with the last two loser boyfriends? Thank God I don't have to deal with that anymore! Geez. And anytime you have a boyfriend, you have to deal with that. Numbers sucks. Why haven't I been watching Law and Order? I have to pee. I wonder if anyone's buying this "I'm totally resistant to RHMFT's smooth ways" act. I doubt they are. I'm so transparent. Dammit. I bet RHMFT's not even buying it! Dammit. Be strong, Queen, be strong. Telemundo looks WAY more interesting than any of the English channels. What don't I know Spanish? I suck. Do I really not have any friends? I suck. I need to find a hot Asian to make out with. I wonder if British boys are good at kissing. Maybe I should go see. I wonder why hot guys are always such skanks. But, sometimes ugly guys are skanks, too. But, why? How could a not-hot guy be skanky? Who would put up with that? My dog stinks. I'm going to bed. Really. As soon as I publish this. And finish that bottle of champange.
13 comments:
I'm reading, Q. Stay away from dumb boys.
I always read your blog...i just am not as witty and inspiring as you are!
I read queen's blog, i wonder why she doesn't think i read, i always read, i check it everyday. Surely not all guys are skanks, i'm not a skank, at least i don't think i am... wait a minute, am I a skank? If i am...am i the hot skank or the not-hot skank?? I hope i'm the hot skank because then i'd at least have something going for me. I like Law and Order But if i watch it to much i get paranoid that i'm not really a detective, maybe i should go to bed...no i just got up, it's 10 in the morning...who the hell goes to bed at 10 am?? I'm a loser, no i'm not, yes i am, NO I"M NOT!! Sure...you just keep telling yourself that...i'm going to watch a movie...or eat pancakes
Don Boscoe,
We're kindreds!!!!
Xannas -
I'll never say no one reads my blog again! Shame on me. And, I think you're witty!!
Cach -
I'm doing my best. If only some dumb boys weren't so hot...
I'm reading you! Though sometimes I'll get behind--too much homework!--and read three all at once. Missy, I think maybe you and Forky and I need to have a long talk. You two are both getting into trouble lately!
Anytime you want to find out if British boys are good at kissing, come find me!
A-dub,
I do need a stern talking-to! Maybe you can knock some sense into me!
But, I'm unaware of the trouble Forky's been getting into...is it as good as mine?! Somehow, I doubt it.
But, Jack, I don't know who you are, not that that's ever stopped me before...and from what I can tell, you are currently living in the Kingdom that is United. But, if I ever swing by the UK, I'll be sure to look you up!
Hey! I gave you that bottle of champagne!
ADub, maybe we should have a conference call?
Q3, I always read. I always get in trouble for laughing out loud, but I always read.
Even though I haven't commented lately, I've haven't missed a single post. Be careful of those crazies!
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