Friday, November 18, 2005

Anna Nicole: white trash or legal mastermind?



Let's face it. There's something strangely alluring about Anna Nicole Smith, but at the same time, there's also something completely revolting about her.

She has the potential, as we've all seen, to be a classic beauty, even with the fake boobs. But, thanks to her reality show, we know that when she opens her mouth, she makes us all want to throw things at her! How is it possible that someone who is this beautiful in pictures is so completely disgusting in real life?! Or...is it all a cleverly planned game to assure a ridiculous fortune she feels she deserves because she married a 90-year-old billionaire?

I watched a whole special on it last night. I don't think that Anna is as nearly clueless as she appears to be. By watching her, you'd swear she was crazy, but as the reporter said last night, maybe she's just "crazy like a fox." And there is something admirable in her ability to remain in the spotlight. Maybe she's a credit to small-town Texas girls. I mean, sure she was a stripper and possibly a gold digger, but she sure is resourceful!

Anna Nicole's case against her late billionaire husband's children will be heard before the Federal Supreme Court. Crazy, huh? Who knows, maybe she'll get something when it's all said and done. She should get a little something, I think. She deserves it! Sure, she probably was motiviated to love him because of his billions of dollars, but it's not like he didn't get anything from it...if you know what I mean. I wouldn't do it. Not even for a billion dollars. So, maybe instead of judging ol' Anna, we should be raising our glasses. She saw an opportunity and she took it. It got her out of the strip club and kept clothes on her son's back. She's not noble or anything like that, but she is a survivor. And there is something admirable (even just a little) about those who go down swingin'.

5 comments:

AmberO at Sleeping is for Sissies said...

Anna Nicole: white trash AND legal mastermind. The way I see it, if that old guy was smart enough to make a billion bucks, he was smart enough to know exactly why she was marrying him. Of course, the whole thing is so sordid and sad. They should make a late-night soap around Anna-Nicole's life. It makes "Dallas" look subtle by comparison. I do have to say, as fascinating as she is, the dumb-stoned-blonde act does make me want to throw her off a building.

AmberO at Sleeping is for Sissies said...

Well, the stoned part isn't actually an act, but you know what I mean.

Queen, III said...

I KNOW! When she talks, I just want to slap her! It has to be an act. Or maybe she's retarded and no one's has actually documented it, so there's no way to really know for sure...either way, something is definately wrong with her. If she is retarded, who knew retarded could be so beautiful?

Anonymous said...

Forky knew.

The Cliff said...

A-Dub..."White Trash AND legal mastermind" - does that make her like Matlock with fake boobs? And if they make a Night-Soap, can I have a part?? Maybe the Billionaire's Son

"Damn it dad...what are you thinking...Anna Nicole, you are my new stepmom, you can't touch me there"

Hows that for an audition.

Anna Nicole has somethings to teach us...Like fortune cookies it doesn't always make sense, but it is VERY IMPORTANT!!