Anna Nicole: white trash or legal mastermind?

Let's face it. There's something strangely alluring about Anna Nicole Smith, but at the same time, there's also something completely revolting about her.

She has the potential, as we've all seen, to be a classic beauty, even with the fake boobs. But, thanks to her reality show, we know that when she opens her mouth, she makes us all want to throw things at her! How is it possible that someone who is this beautiful in pictures is so completely disgusting in real life?! Or...is it all a cleverly planned game to assure a ridiculous fortune she feels she deserves because she married a 90-year-old billionaire?

I watched a whole special on it last night. I don't think that Anna is as nearly clueless as she appears to be. By watching her, you'd swear she was crazy, but as the reporter said last night, maybe she's just "crazy like a fox." And there is something admirable in her ability to remain in the spotlight. Maybe she's a credit to small-town Texas girls. I mean, sure she was a stripper and possibly a gold digger, but she sure is resourceful!

Anna Nicole's case against her late billionaire husband's children will be heard before the Federal Supreme Court. Crazy, huh? Who knows, maybe she'll get something when it's all said and done. She should get a little something, I think. She deserves it! Sure, she probably was motiviated to love him because of his billions of dollars, but it's not like he didn't get anything from it...if you know what I mean. I wouldn't do it. Not even for a billion dollars. So, maybe instead of judging ol' Anna, we should be raising our glasses. She saw an opportunity and she took it. It got her out of the strip club and kept clothes on her son's back. She's not noble or anything like that, but she is a survivor. And there is something admirable (even just a little) about those who go down swingin'.