That's a very good question.
Some would say, "Queen, it is because you still have all your appendeges!" Does my heart count as an appendage? Because I'm pretty sure it's been ripped out of my chest. "That's silly," one might exclaim. "No one's ripped your heart out!" The world has.
How, you ask? By making me grow up. "But you're already grown up! You're 25." Ha! That means nothing to me! No one told me that being a grown up would suck so much. I mean, of course I enjoy the freedom, but the bills! Ay yai yai! They make me crazy!
And who's idea was it to give me a credit card?!! That was a really bad idea! Probably the same people who thought I should have driver's license. Idiots.
By the way, I got another speeding ticket this weekend. I think that makes about 9 or 10 for me. Who knows? One loses count after 5.
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Wow. Your Christmas card this year should be really interesting
Isn't the Trinity kind of shallow?
I dont' know. Probably. That would be just my luck. Hurling my body into a gigantic puddle of mud.
That would also be very funny. If you go through with it let me know and I'll see about borrowing a video camera from someone.
Thanks for your support.
how hard is the mud at the bottom?? Are you going to bounce or are you going to get sucked in with really lowd slurping sound???
oh...and....Don't speed!
Don't do it, Queenie! We love you! We want you to liiiiiiive!!!!!
Well, I'll think about it, but only if you'll pet my ego and tell me about how I can take nuthin' and turn it into magic - and let me regain creative rights of the show...I mean... my life.
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